Weeper

Moisture that appears through the cracks on a road surface after a rainfall. Primarily referenced in NASCAR and other forms of motorsports.

Dude, WTF? The track is totally dry. Why don't they start qualifying?

Not yet, man... there's weepers all around the track.

Weeper by Thew March 1, 2009

weeper

An opium addict. See hop-head.

The weepers on the Bowery went to Hop-Sing's to get their fix.

weeper by Alan June 4, 2004

weeper

A word that everyone else is okay to define because everyone is secretly a racist.

"That weeper is sad because that welfare check didn't come in this month."
"Look at that weeper over there stealing those breadsticks."
"Damn weeper, sorry for your luck. That bitch is pregnant."

weeper by Leroi Carlisle December 27, 2011

Weeper

A person who is sad, poor, lazy, unpopular, messy or other traits that make you unimpressed.

Why are you wear that old shirt with a hole in it, you look like a weeper!

That new rapper acts like he’s so cool but I promise he a weeper af

Weeper by MzBYella December 15, 2024

Weeper of the House

John Boehner (R-OH), who is the current Speaker-elect of the House of Representatives, soon to take the gavel in place of Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). He earned this nickname courtesy of Joy Behar for crying repeatedly while on camera.

On several occasions, shortly after the 2010 mid-term election, Mr. Boehner was shown crying while giving a speech in front of fellow party members, talking about the "American Dream". Then, a few more times (again) during an interview with CBS' Lesley Stahl, Mr. Boehner starts crying when recalling his days of sweeping the floors of an old bar he used to work for... then cries again when talking about kids "running around" and having a chance at the "American Dream"... and finally, one more time when sitting next to his wife during the interview, he starts crying because, as his wife explains, "he's going through an emotional time", possibly referencing his transition to becoming Weeper... I mean, Speaker.

Now, ladies and gentleman, I am proud to introduce: the new Weeper of the House... John Boehner!

*quiet applause, as Boehner weeps*

Weeper of the House by ProgLib December 15, 2010

street weeper 

The act of crying so much that one's tears flood the streets.

My butt hurt friend is a street weeper.

street weeper by holygrahamcracker February 16, 2014

Wallet Weeper 

A stingy ass who doesn't spend for his friends at parties. He conceals the money every time from his friends.

Peter is a wallet weeper and his nasty attitude sucks big time. I wonder how his girl friend survives.

Wallet Weeper by Moulish Rated - R Punk November 19, 2015