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Moisture that appears through the cracks on a road surface after a rainfall. Primarily referenced in NASCAR and other forms of motorsports.
Dude, WTF? The track is totally dry. Why don't they start qualifying?

Not yet, man... there's weepers all around the track.
Weeper by Thew March 1, 2009
Words you can keep
An opium addict. See hop-head.
The weepers on the Bowery went to Hop-Sing's to get their fix.
weeper by Alan June 4, 2004
A word that everyone else is okay to define because everyone is secretly a racist.
"That weeper is sad because that welfare check didn't come in this month."
"Look at that weeper over there stealing those breadsticks."
"Damn weeper, sorry for your luck. That bitch is pregnant."
weeper by Leroi Carlisle December 27, 2011
A person who is sad, poor, lazy, unpopular, messy or other traits that make you unimpressed.
Why are you wear that old shirt with a hole in it, you look like a weeper!

That new rapper acts like he’s so cool but I promise he a weeper af
Weeper by MzBYella December 15, 2024

Weeper of the House

John Boehner (R-OH), who is the current Speaker-elect of the House of Representatives, soon to take the gavel in place of Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). He earned this nickname courtesy of Joy Behar for crying repeatedly while on camera.

On several occasions, shortly after the 2010 mid-term election, Mr. Boehner was shown crying while giving a speech in front of fellow party members, talking about the "American Dream". Then, a few more times (again) during an interview with CBS' Lesley Stahl, Mr. Boehner starts crying when recalling his days of sweeping the floors of an old bar he used to work for... then cries again when talking about kids "running around" and having a chance at the "American Dream"... and finally, one more time when sitting next to his wife during the interview, he starts crying because, as his wife explains, "he's going through an emotional time", possibly referencing his transition to becoming Weeper... I mean, Speaker.
Now, ladies and gentleman, I am proud to introduce: the new Weeper of the House... John Boehner!

*quiet applause, as Boehner weeps*
Weeper of the House by ProgLib December 15, 2010

street weeper 

The act of crying so much that one's tears flood the streets.
My butt hurt friend is a street weeper.
street weeper by holygrahamcracker February 16, 2014

Wallet Weeper 

A stingy ass who doesn't spend for his friends at parties. He conceals the money every time from his friends.
Peter is a wallet weeper and his nasty attitude sucks big time. I wonder how his girl friend survives.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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