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An annoying little man who takes your money at the poker table.
That club hit on the river and you got weemonked! That little weemonk got you, again!!!
weemonk by jgw899 June 15, 2009
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weeson • weesnaw • wesson • WeeWonk • wetson • Weeshnaw • weesome • Weison • Wenson • weson
The sound a horse makes instead of a neigh, at least according to Spongebob Squarepants.
Found in the episode My Pretty Seahorse, where Spongebob finds Mystery the seahorse.
Mystery: neighhhhhhh
Mr. Krabs: What was that?
Spongebob: Just practicing my impression of Mystery, Mr. Krabs! Weesnaw!
Everyone seems to associate "Weesnaw" with that Spongebob episode with the pet seahorse Mystery. But there's also a scene from an episode of an old Winnie the Pooh cartoon series with the word "Weesnaw". In that scene, Pooh and his friends are in the grocery store, when Eeyore tests out a ball horn that makes a loud "weesnaw" sound, and the grocery store clerk says:
"Weesnaw? We don't sell any Weesnaw!"
Weesnaw by Pooh Bob October 18, 2019

Hannah Grace Wesson

Hey have you seen that stupid bitch lately? She’s such a Hannah Grace Wesson.
Hannah Grace Wesson by Milf42069 September 4, 2021

Insured by Smith and Wesson 

If you attempt to steal anything from a car or a house; the owner reserves the right to stick a gun in your face.
The thief entered the house and discoved, to his chagrin, that it was insured by Smith and Wesson. Funeral Arrangements are pending.

Smith and Wesson 

the two best friends to bring to any kind of fight.
Cop: "Watch your step, perp."
Perp: "Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me?"
Cop: "Me and Smith and Wesson."
Smith and Wesson by Figleaf23 July 20, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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