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Weewonk is a polite euphemism for a penis. It's whimsicality makes penises more acceptable and delightful as they ought to be!
John Dillermand is a Danish cartoon about a man who saves children and flies around town using his lengthy prehensile weewonk!
Weewonk by The Moonbug September 24, 2021
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Wack; Unappealing; unpopular; or substandard. The opposite of FLEEK
First used in Syracuse N.y. June, 3 2015 by a father and daughter during an eye exam.
Ex # 1 "How was the party last night?" "It was ok, the girls were on fleek...but the dj was WEEWONK"
EX # 2 " I hope she doesn't think she's cute with that WEEWONK ass hairdo"
WeeWonk by S.Marcel June 4, 2015
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Weewonk is a polite euphemism for a penis. It's fun to say and almost onomatopoetic.
John Dillermand is a Danish children's show about a man who flies about town and occasionally saves children by using his prehensile and dexterous weewonk!
Weewonk by The Moonbug September 29, 2021
An annoying little man who takes your money at the poker table.
That club hit on the river and you got weemonked! That little weemonk got you, again!!!
weemonk by jgw899 June 15, 2009
A weewong is a typical small penis man(mostly asain). Or just a small penis itsself.
I met a hot guy and I took him home for some afternoon delight but to my dissapointment he was a weewong and I couldnt feel his pinky-sized member at all.
weewong by littlejess77 January 24, 2010

Weewinky 

"You're vulnerable during sex, protect your weewinky!"
Weewinky by Team_Sebz! September 1, 2017

wewonked 

When something is messed up, such as an object.
That blanket is all wewonked.
wewonked by Shaqmama April 9, 2008
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