weeps 

Sleep To sleep. To request that someone leave you alone so that you can try to get to or go back to sleep

Dude, I need to get some weeps. or Dude, leave me the fuck alone so I can WEEPS.

weeps by ArnFNArnry May 3, 2006

Weeps 

A horrendous release of gas disproportionate to the size of the releaser

Then he weeps and it smelt like death.... the funny thing is that he is so small!

Weeps by Dr Danger September 1, 2010

weeps 

To have anal sex with a member of the opposite sex.

We had Doggy weeps last night!

weeps by Jillyann October 21, 2007

shaggedy weeps 

A word to say when you are taking something back. Or if you are bothering someone you can say "shaggedy,", but when you are taking something back you can say weeps or shaggedy weeps.

"Do you want a slice of pizza? Here you go. Shaggedy Weeps!" (Takes back slice of pizza and eats it)

shaggedy weeps by shaggedymaster August 22, 2011

the weeps

The state of being sad or depressed a couple days after smoking weed. Usually only lasts a few days

Hey man, Is Mike okay? He looked pretty sad yesterday
Yeah, It's just the weeps. It'll pass

the weeps by Rachel M(Brown Power) May 22, 2016

Beef Weeps 

When a man begins to cry or weep after consuming an excessive amount of meat most commonly steak.

Kent: Hey Joe why are you openly weeping in this fine restauant, Didn't you enjoy your 1.5 kg Fillet Mignon Tenderloin?

Joe: Oh kent, these are not tears of sorrow, I have eaten so much I have a case of the beef weeps. But don't worry about me it will pass in an hour or so.

Beef Weeps by spoondude April 10, 2011

the eye that weeps when most pleased 

The vagina; the minge. Called this due to the fact that the vagina is known for producing copious amounts of lubricant during sexual excitement.

"Phew, what's that smell, Chuck? A fookin' fish?" "No, it's only from Cindy - it's tears from the eye that weeps when most pleased." - Sol R.

the eye that weeps when most pleased by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006