Noun...A man who prefers to sit down to pee. Also has been known to adore the tightnutella tunnel.
Derek always told his friends he needed to use the toilet to release some bum nuggets, when in reality he only ever needed to relieve his bladder. Derek was a weefter.
1. so, like, when you're smokin' like a BUNCH. Well... the elapse in time between smokin' like that 'one too much' hit, and the time you realize that you were staring at the ceiling fan for the past minute, but you felt like you had watched that white light for like EVER!
2. When you're sitting and two minutes pass but it felt like three billion years due to you being completely toastered.
ANONYMOUS STONER: 'whoa!!, what time is it?! man i just felt like I spent a weedternity watchin' that lamp... thing!'
Person 1: Would you like to have Weentercourse?
Person 2: ...um, what's that?
Person 1: It's where I stick my Weenis into your Weegina...
Person 2: Oh, that sounds kinky.
The inability to spell words properly similar to the learning disorder dyslexia. If someone has weeetermelon they frequently misspell words and do poorly in English class. This disorder is extremely contagious so keep your distance to avoid getting that weeetermelon, its incurable.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.