weefter 

Noun...A man who prefers to sit down to pee. Also has been known to adore the tight nutella tunnel.

Derek always told his friends he needed to use the toilet to release some bum nuggets, when in reality he only ever needed to relieve his bladder. Derek was a weefter.

weefter by Dan Brown89 January 11, 2016

weedternity 

1. so, like, when you're smokin' like a BUNCH. Well... the elapse in time between smokin' like that 'one too much' hit, and the time you realize that you were staring at the ceiling fan for the past minute, but you felt like you had watched that white light for like EVER!

2. When you're sitting and two minutes pass but it felt like three billion years due to you being completely toastered.

ANONYMOUS STONER: 'whoa!!, what time is it?! man i just felt like I spent a weedternity watchin' that lamp... thing!'

weedternity by stoners-anonymous July 26, 2009

Weentercourse 

The act of intercourse involving the Weenis and Weegina.

Person 1: Would you like to have Weentercourse?
Person 2: ...um, what's that?
Person 1: It's where I stick my Weenis into your Weegina...
Person 2: Oh, that sounds kinky.

Weentercourse by sofaraway731 July 7, 2009

weenter-peenter 

One's dick, in its flaccid state.

" Man, it's been over a month since I've had sex...My weenter-peenter is getting very lonely..."

weenter-peenter by Waterlec June 21, 2018

Weeetermelon 

The inability to spell words properly similar to the learning disorder dyslexia. If someone has weeetermelon they frequently misspell words and do poorly in English class. This disorder is extremely contagious so keep your distance to avoid getting that weeetermelon, its incurable.

- Yo watch out for Noah he got weeetermelon

- Gilbert got a zero on his spelling test, he must have weeetermelon

- Bubba over there can't even spell his name, he got that strong weeetermelon

Weeetermelon by Derr Williams May 7, 2019

Weeter

A boys pee pee

1: “I’ll cut off your weeter”
2: “Oh no please”
3: “you're a Weeterhead”

Weeter by Satansprincess02 February 11, 2020

weeter

When one spills water or any other liquid on themselves and/or others they are a weeter.

Gill is a weeter for spilling water onto him and I.

weeter by Einsteins2ndPun May 19, 2018