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eat weed and die 

to violently tell someone eat weed, in that dieing
"i hate you"
"nigga just eat weed and die!"
eat weed and die by JD09 March 15, 2007

Weed Eater 

The most randomly generated punchline to a joke.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Weed eater"
Weed Eater by UR MOM IS HELLA GAY November 13, 2019

Weed Eater 

Weed Eater is the punchline to the concept that humor will be “randomly generated”. It originally came from an episode of VeggieTales but more specifically a viral post of someone putting in the clip of the prediction under the title of, “VeggieTales predicts modern humor”.

Since then, to abstract memes (e.g Wide Putin) that don’t have a clear punchline, the response can often be Weed Eater, referring to the famous line said in the episode.
Person 1: *Posts weird meme*
Person 2: W E E D E A T E R
Person 3: Weed Eater

Weed Eater 

The new solution to the equation 2 + 2.
Robot #1: “What is the solution to the equation 2 + 2?”

Robot #2: “I don’t know. What does 2 + 2 equal?”

Robot #1: thinking mode intensifies

Robot #1: “WEED EATER.”

Larry the Cucumber: “Now THAT’S funny!”

Weed Eater 

Why would you buy a $200 Weed Eater man? Just use one of the organic, living ones. Sure, it will complain about having it's ears pulled like a starter cord, but they will still get up the weeds just as good as a gas powered Weed Eater.
Weed Eater by WeeW MooM February 28, 2020

Weed-eater 

The weed eater is when one performs the daunting task of eating out a female that happens to be very hairy. While "down there" the person makes the sound of a weedeater, or a reving motor sound. vrm vrm vrm vrm vrm
Its the same as 70's porn, just add the sounds effects of a weed-eater.
Weed-eater by Natedawg Burnett January 28, 2008