a god amongst men. literal fucking jesus. if you encounter this being, death is imminent for you and you will soon parish. has intercourse with many breeds and different ages of women.
A lady with curly brown hair who washes nuts for a living. She is a demanding commander but is also very nece at the same time. Her hobbies consist of reading, Christmas, and cocaine. You can usually spot a little webis at the library or reading a book at her window with a snack.
A practitioner of the art of website design, development, construction, maintenance, rehabilitation and repair. Also known to have a sense of humour and a quiet confidence in their abilities. Usually 6 foot tall, dark haired and bearded and of pleasant countenance. At this stage only the male variety has been found; would also apply to the female when discovered but probably not the bearded bit.
Bob: Aww man! I've had my website up for a while but it's slow, getting hacked and totally out of date! I don't know what to do!
Jules: Bob! Sounds like you need a websiterist! Get hold of the boys from StockTim, they'll help you out!