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weather.com 

n. A generalized term for any source of information that, though presenting a front of authenticity and reliability, actually ends up being incorrect and spoiling an evening of fun, as when a 90% prediction of thunderstorms causes a BBQ to be canceled yet it doesn't rain.
v. to present a front of authenticity and reliability, though ending up incorrect and spoiling an evening of fun.
After overhearing an attractive female compliment the same shirt that Ben would have worn had it not been for Tom's criticism, Ben chastised Tom for weather.com'ing his style choices.
weather.com by MicheleChircs October 7, 2007
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regional weather complex 

the false concept that the local weather is unique to all other weather in the world and is in itself its own entity. It is usually mundanely referenced when the weather is out of synch for the season. i.e. A 60F degree January day in Cleveland.
Fat old lady from Cleveland getting into her mini-van, "This ain't no winter day, it feels like summer! Kooky Cleveland weather!"

Intelligent bystander, "What's that? Are you another idiot with a regional weather complex?"

Chamber of Commerce Weather 

Any type of sunny weather that would attract visitors to your city. In Atlanta, that means 65 degrees and sunny on a Saturday in February.
We had a client team come in from Detroit on Friday, and due to the Chamber of Commerce weather, they just wanted to go to Park Tavern and drink all afternoon.

company weather

Beautiful weather from Monday to Friday and then rain on the weekends. Companies with outside workers love this as, productivity is maximized on workdays and downtime due to inclement weather is reduced. Workers on the other hand slave away during the week in the sun and then have their free time spoiled by the weather.
Dammit! it's raining? fine all week and now on Saturday - rain, bloody company weather!

I hate company weather!

Why can't it rain on Monday? damn this company weather
company weather by Kraken August 31, 2014

Company Grade Weather 

An Uncommon Air Force Slang for "really fucking bad weather" thunderstorms,high winds or 0 visibility in the sky for miles used as a joke to new pilots who haven't only experienced calm to lighty moderate weather and not the full force of mother nature but rarely said as it was a injoke for a long time.
New Pilot: goddamn that was some mean turbulence dude
Experienced Pilot : man this aint shit you should have seen me and my last Wingman in "Company Grade Weather"

Weathercock 

An inconstant person, someone who changes (decisions/opinions/plans) with the wind.
"Jacob is such a weathercock, he said wanted to go shopping with Dari today, but he changed his mind like one minute later."
Weathercock by Archon707 May 20, 2014

weathercock logic 

the fallacious logic that justifies an action or result in whatever way it occurs. If it turns out to be good, it is justified and if not, it is also justified. For example, if a student fails his exams, this logic states that he fails because he has not studied hard. If he passes, it defends him by stating that he passes because of his diligence.
weathercock logic by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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