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Weathercock 

An inconstant person, someone who changes (decisions/opinions/plans) with the wind.
"Jacob is such a weathercock, he said wanted to go shopping with Dari today, but he changed his mind like one minute later."
Weathercock by Archon707 May 20, 2014
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weathercock logic 

the fallacious logic that justifies an action or result in whatever way it occurs. If it turns out to be good, it is justified and if not, it is also justified. For example, if a student fails his exams, this logic states that he fails because he has not studied hard. If he passes, it defends him by stating that he passes because of his diligence.
weathercock logic by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011

weatherbooking 

Weatherbooking is the act of writing a facebook status relating to the weather. Usually it refers to multiple people updating their statuses to reflect their discontent or joy over the current temperature, storm, etc., within a short time span.
Can also be used as a noun, "weatherbook".
Guy: I can't look at my newsfeed anymore; this snow storm has everyone weatherbooking.
Girl: They should call it Weatherbook instead of Facebook.
weatherbooking by Voxy_ June 4, 2011

weatherfucked 

To be screwed out of arriving somewhere on time by inclement weather. Applies especially to planes.
Ackpth! I'm weatherfucked! I'll miss my connecting flight.
weatherfucked by Moggraider October 16, 2009

watercock 

an idiot who acts like a dork. a weenie.
DeVaughn is a stupid waterock because he wears glasses and is not smart
watercock by Kyle Williams May 10, 2004

Global Weatherfucking

Another, more appropriate, term for "Global Warming." Since Global Warming does not simply cause "warming" throughout and, in fact, causes chaotic weather patterns, "Global Weatherfucking" provides are more accurate description.
This weather is so screwed up it has to be due to Global Weatherfucking!

Person 1: "What's with the weather lately?"

Person 2: Oh it's just Global Weatherfucking."
Global Weatherfucking by precision123 December 10, 2011

weathercoat 

to protect a building from the adverse impacts of the weather such as wind and rain.
Some paint companies claim that their paints have weathercoating properties.
weathercoat by uttam maharjan September 15, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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