A guy you have a low opinion of and don't want near you. A general pain in the ass and there is no other word to discribe him.
Why doesn't this weasel dick get a life and leave me alone?
by yzbill55 April 25, 2009
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A person who goes out of his way to weasel his way into one position while being a dick to the person already holding that position
Dirk was a total weasel dick to his co-workers .
by Goddess Mama August 23, 2015
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A guy with a puny, weak little worm-like penis.
Ewww!!!! What's wrong with yo dick! Oh I know, you got a WEASEL DICK!
by lipglossboy May 7, 2009
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A sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him. Usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.
Freshman Larry is such a dick weasel. He only went to the Frat Party because he knew he could get Wendy drunk and screw her brains out.
by toast455 July 5, 2005
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we all have that friend that leaves the boys for a hoe that ''friend'' is a dick weasel
person 1 '' have you seen tunty around?''

person 2 '' nah he's being a dick weasel again''
by Midnight clam October 1, 2019
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A small creature that fits in the center of one's palm and when frightened will scurry under the covers of one's bed. Dick Weasels become hungry very easily and should be fed often. Usually blue in color.
Dude, did you lose your Dick Weasel the other night, I found one in my bed.
by Hobohut90 June 15, 2009
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Someone who is persistently annoying.

A person (husband) who smacks your ass every time you walk past the couch he is lounging on.
by ashlyn445 September 29, 2009
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