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A small creature that fits in the center of one's palm and when frightened will scurry under the covers of one's bed. Dick Weasels become hungry very easily and should be fed often. Usually blue in color.
Dude, did you lose your Dick Weasel the other night, I found one in my bed.
by Hobohut90 June 15, 2009

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