wearthling 

a weak, worthless earthling

the aliens found the planet to be inhabited by wearthlings

wearthling by randy guillotte July 20, 2008

Earthling Ed

When on the outside you seem very calm and collected, but on the inside, you are fuming and raging with anger.

While it may not seem it, he was Earthling Eding inside.

Earthling Ed by The Macaw May 19, 2020

earthling

A creature bound to the earth who realizes earth will always be home although its forced to live with religeons, politicians and overall clueless people to the final objective of the life force making it almost impossible to breathe. Cant we all just behave? I mean come on.......

earthling by zafod beeblebrox May 15, 2003

Puny Earthling 

A derogatory title used by many alien species to describe not only humans but everything from and on earth.

Martian: You puny earthlings will bow at my name, for I am Zerogshah PLeSu III.

True American Earthling: Speak English asshole.


Plutian: Puny earthling, why do u stick your tongue out at me.

Dog: *Pisses on Plutian's legs*

Plutian: Prepare for your demise.

Dog: *Sits. Stops panting* Fuck you, your planet ain't even a planet no more.

Plutian: You're right. *Turns emo*

Puny Earthling by IZzxo March 27, 2009

hello earthlings 

this is an alien saying; typical alien

"Hello Earthlings"
hi alien

hello earthlings by Abbroxquik199992 October 16, 2011

Weathing

The act of breaking a rock

Weathing is a long time

Weathing by 459395 April 4, 2023

earthling

Its what Ville Valo always speak

Greetings O Earthlings...take care, sweethearts

earthling by theteh February 7, 2004