weakstick

A salesperson who is unable to close a sale without the aid of one of his/her co-workers.

"No Eric, I will not talk to your customers for you. Go close the sale you weakstick.

by Mike June 8, 2004

weakstickin it

Derived from the term "weakstick", this is a verb describing someone's poor/embarassing/shoddy attempt at doing virtually anything.

Wow, did you see those broads give Rusty the cold shoulder?

Yes sir, Rusty has been weakstickin it all night long!

by Maxwell Anderson October 23, 2007

Weaksuck Puke

Weaksuck puke describes someone that their actions, abilities, arguments, or positions are so weak and feeble minded that it makes anyone that comes in contact with them want to vomit (puke) profusely. Weaksuck pukes, can be conservative, liberal, atheist, agnostic, bible thumpers. Weaksuck puke has no boundaries.

John is such a weaksuck puke, he drags totally unrelated topics into an argument because he can't discuss the original topic at hand due to his complete lack of knowledge on the original topic.

by MaxiPriest April 28, 2011

weakstickin it

Derived from the term "weakstick", this is a verb describing someone's poor/embarassing/shoddy attempt at doing virtually anything.

Wow, did you see those broads give Rusty the cold shoulder?

Yes sir, Rusty has been weakstickin it all night long!

by Maxwell Anderson October 23, 2007

wankstick

A stick that is wankable usually for pleasure if you have a very small weiner and cant get sexual pleasures from your own, usually for chavs

'look what else i got WANKSTICKS!!!'

' need a fukin wank stick init lad'

by John Bon Denim March 8, 2008

Weedstick

1. Origin of the word from 2005 infront of a Plaid Pantry "Don't talk to them they might beat you with their weedsticks.
2. Commonly used to describe popular "gangster" stoners.

2. Police: Do you kids know who started that stink bomb?
Kids: Probably the weedsticks.

by hyeah October 21, 2008

Wetstick

An 80's term for a blunt, cigar, or cigarette that has been dipped in liquid pcp, heron, or acid.
Now refered to as a Shermstick

"Hit the wetstick Carl."
San Andreas

by Lucca Brassi March 26, 2009