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weakstick 

A salesperson who is unable to close a sale without the aid of one of his/her co-workers.
"No Eric, I will not talk to your customers for you. Go close the sale you weakstick.
weakstick by Mike June 8, 2004
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weakstickin it 

Derived from the term "weakstick", this is a verb describing someone's poor/embarassing/shoddy attempt at doing virtually anything.
Wow, did you see those broads give Rusty the cold shoulder?

Yes sir, Rusty has been weakstickin it all night long!
weakstickin it by Maxwell Anderson October 23, 2007

Weaksuck Puke 

Weaksuck puke describes someone that their actions, abilities, arguments, or positions are so weak and feeble minded that it makes anyone that comes in contact with them want to vomit (puke) profusely. Weaksuck pukes, can be conservative, liberal, atheist, agnostic, bible thumpers. Weaksuck puke has no boundaries.
John is such a weaksuck puke, he drags totally unrelated topics into an argument because he can't discuss the original topic at hand due to his complete lack of knowledge on the original topic.
Weaksuck Puke by MaxiPriest April 28, 2011

weakstickin it 

Derived from the term "weakstick", this is a verb describing someone's poor/embarassing/shoddy attempt at doing virtually anything.
Wow, did you see those broads give Rusty the cold shoulder?

Yes sir, Rusty has been weakstickin it all night long!
weakstickin it by Maxwell Anderson October 23, 2007
A stick that is wankable usually for pleasure if you have a very small weiner and cant get sexual pleasures from your own, usually for chavs
'look what else i got WANKSTICKS!!!'

' need a fukin wank stick init lad'
wankstick by John Bon Denim March 8, 2008

Weedstick 

1. Origin of the word from 2005 infront of a Plaid Pantry "Don't talk to them they might beat you with their weedsticks.
2. Commonly used to describe popular "gangster" stoners.
2. Police: Do you kids know who started that stink bomb?
Kids: Probably the weedsticks.
Weedstick by hyeah October 21, 2008

Wetstick 

An 80's term for a blunt, cigar, or cigarette that has been dipped in liquid pcp, heron, or acid.
Now refered to as a Shermstick
"Hit the wetstick Carl."
San Andreas
Wetstick by Lucca Brassi March 26, 2009
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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