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Wadsworth Constant 

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over.
The above definition, for instance, has 180 characters. After applying the Wadsworth Constant, we skip over 52 characters (29%). The definition now reads,
"the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over."
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Benjamin Wadsworth 

the hottest sexiest dilf to walk this earth.
benjamin wadsworth can run me over and i would say thank you

Bag of Milky Ways

A bag of Miky Ways is an extremely happy occasion once it happens to you, but for anyone within earshot it is one of the scariest occurences, if not the scariest in their entire lives.

It mostly includes monsters and bloodcurdling screams of friends.
A: "Oh, shit! I have a bag of Milky Ways!" (Happy/Surprised.)
B: "Waaaahhh!!!! Aaaasadkjhkjhhh!! Aaaahhhhhh!!! (Mortified)
Bag of Milky Ways by JoetheGrim September 21, 2011

Ways Out 

"Damn, girl, your man look stank.
Ways out, I'm just playin..."
Heavily used in the Montbello area of Denver back in the day.
Ways Out by ADenverGirl73 August 1, 2003
difficult to control or predict because of unusual or perverse behavior.
"Did you see Misha did yesterday?"
"Oh, yes. He's such a wayward child."
wayward by WestleyCollins July 2, 2016

Benjamin Wadsworth 

The beautiful, funny, talented (occasionally dead on the inside), adorable actor who plays Marcus Lopez Arguello. Just all in all a gorgeous and under appreciated little bean 🥰
*Gets done watching Deadly Class
Friend: That Marcus guy is pretty cute, I wonder what the actors name is?
Me: That would be one Benjamin Wadsworth. And I’m sorry but I’ve already called dibs on that crazy and gorgeous boy you see before you.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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