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Wadsworth Constant 

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over.
The above definition, for instance, has 180 characters. After applying the Wadsworth Constant, we skip over 52 characters (29%). The definition now reads,
"the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over."
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Benjamin Wadsworth 

the hottest sexiest dilf to walk this earth.
benjamin wadsworth can run me over and i would say thank you

Bag of Milky Ways

A bag of Miky Ways is an extremely happy occasion once it happens to you, but for anyone within earshot it is one of the scariest occurences, if not the scariest in their entire lives.

It mostly includes monsters and bloodcurdling screams of friends.
A: "Oh, shit! I have a bag of Milky Ways!" (Happy/Surprised.)
B: "Waaaahhh!!!! Aaaasadkjhkjhhh!! Aaaahhhhhh!!! (Mortified)
Bag of Milky Ways by JoetheGrim September 21, 2011

Ways Out 

"Damn, girl, your man look stank.
Ways out, I'm just playin..."
Heavily used in the Montbello area of Denver back in the day.
Ways Out by ADenverGirl73 August 1, 2003
difficult to control or predict because of unusual or perverse behavior.
"Did you see Misha did yesterday?"
"Oh, yes. He's such a wayward child."
wayward by WestleyCollins July 2, 2016

Benjamin Wadsworth 

The beautiful, funny, talented (occasionally dead on the inside), adorable actor who plays Marcus Lopez Arguello. Just all in all a gorgeous and under appreciated little bean 🥰
*Gets done watching Deadly Class
Friend: That Marcus guy is pretty cute, I wonder what the actors name is?
Me: That would be one Benjamin Wadsworth. And I’m sorry but I’ve already called dibs on that crazy and gorgeous boy you see before you.