The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over.
The above definition, for instance, has 180 characters. After applying the Wadsworth Constant, we skip over 52 characters (29%). The definition now reads,
"the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over."
A bag of Miky Ways is an extremely happy occasion once it happens to you, but for anyone within earshot it is one of the scariest occurences, if not the scariest in their entire lives.
It mostly includes monsters and bloodcurdling screams of friends.
A: "Oh, shit! I have a bag of Milky Ways!" (Happy/Surprised.)
B: "Waaaahhh!!!! Aaaasadkjhkjhhh!! Aaaahhhhhh!!! (Mortified)
The beautiful, funny, talented (occasionally dead on the inside), adorableactor who plays Marcus Lopez Arguello. Just all in all a gorgeous and under appreciated little bean 🥰
*Gets done watching Deadly Class
Friend: That Marcus guy is pretty cute, I wonder what the actors name is?
Me: That would be one Benjamin Wadsworth. And I’m sorry but I’ve already called dibs on that crazy and gorgeous boy you see before you.