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Someone that's a loner, loser, wannabe, or pretender. A real square.
"He didn't got to the party last night because he was acting like a waunce."
waunce by StephanieV. December 16, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Alternative spelling of wasp. A despicable creature that cannot be eated like a bumber bee because it will stung you.
"bee: eated. bumber bee: eated. wauce: HATE"
"big floppa got stung by a wauce"
wauce by cementslurper395 December 5, 2021
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derogatory term targeting victims of Alzheimer's and dementia
wounce
wounce by mindgoblin August 21, 2021
The act of a female anthropomorphic animal pouncing vaginally onto a male anthropomorphic animal's penis.
Hey babe, I'm going to wounce you HARD tonight!
Wounce by MuskySausage February 17, 2022
Def 1. noun. a combination of the words water and sauce, defined by a ten year old at the dinner table. specific term : That nasty red water on the plate when you are eating pasta with a tomato based sauce. Debatable whether it comes from improperly drained pasta, or the addition of water to the sauce while it is being made. Def2. Any bad sauce,Nothing you really want to wipe up off the plate with bread when finished eating. Could be any sauce that is bad, or combinations of bad stuff on a plate.

Def3. A person whos attitude is bad, unfriendly, or just generally isn't fun
Def 1. I was eating spaghetti last night, there was so much wauce on the plate I had to drain it in the sink. Def2. Can you believe they put that wauce on that steak, it ruined it, I wouldn' wipe it up with a floor mop! Def3. Man, stay away from that dude he is wauce!
To wance, is to wank whilst dancing to a song.
Oh yeah, I was wancing hard last night my mate Ebooo over Steps version of Tragedy. He's taught me some class new moves to enhance my wancing. I love to wance :>
wance by Steve Bunce March 3, 2007
Wounce

/wouns/

noun
1. abreviation of "wallbounce"

2. a short, unexplainable phenomenon that happens every time after a "Daily Celeste Funny Screenshot" is posted in the #celeste_offtopic channel of the Discord server Mt. Celeste Climbing Association

verb
1. the action of performing a "wallbounce" in the videogame Celeste

2. a weird euphemism for something probably
noun:

"I have just performed a wounce"
"I was in during wounce"
verb:

"I usually just wounce on that wall"
"I will wounce all over you!"
Wounce by mad line November 9, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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