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The act of a female anthropomorphic animal pouncing vaginally onto a male anthropomorphic animal's penis.
Hey babe, I'm going to wounce you HARD tonight!
Wounce by MuskySausage February 17, 2022
Wounce

/wouns/

noun
1. abreviation of "wallbounce"

2. a short, unexplainable phenomenon that happens every time after a "Daily Celeste Funny Screenshot" is posted in the #celeste_offtopic channel of the Discord server Mt. Celeste Climbing Association

verb
1. the action of performing a "wallbounce" in the videogame Celeste

2. a weird euphemism for something probably
noun:

"I have just performed a wounce"
"I was in during wounce"
verb:

"I usually just wounce on that wall"
"I will wounce all over you!"
Wounce by mad line November 9, 2022
A word Rardo uses to troll the blackrock community.
Why do you guys think its cool to get high off of weed I doubt any of you even do it only thing i get high off of is knowledge pick up a book for wonce
Wonce by Haytur July 24, 2014

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap 

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.
Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

Wounded Warsong 

One of the most popular music composed by Akira Yamaoka for Silent Hill 4: the Room. Its style is similar to that of a native american music with a combination of modern music. It is heard half-way in the game, signing the player's fateful mission.
Person 1: What's that heart-pounding music I hear?

Person 2: It's Wounded Warsong...
Wounded Warsong by Mrs.Satan November 15, 2009

wounded sea pigeon 

The next day feeling of ones self after a heavy night of partying
Dave: " you look like death mate "

Bob: " i know, was on the drink all weekend i am a wounded sea pigeon"
wounded sea pigeon by BobC_Brae December 12, 2009