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that guy just had the watties ripped clean off him
watties by Tattie November 25, 2006
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A cowardly human who hides like a rodent
Oscar “that guys such a little rodent”
Cam “ you mean a Watties?”
Watties by Dando1 September 6, 2019

watties can 

A cheap and stingy form of food found in a can that can be purchased from your local grocery store for about twenty-five cents. Usually eaten by people who are less fortunate aka the 'stingy' or 'poor' people of this world. Can also be used as a funny insult...
Jake#: "I hate you. You are such a loser!"

Keith#: "Yeah whatever man, you're so poor that you eat Watties cans for dinner each night!"

Jake#: "Ouch.."
watties can by smartdevil69 January 10, 2009
noun,

1) Wet panties.

2) When a woman's underwear becomes moist from vaginal fluid, usually due to sexual arousal.

--In many Western cultures, it is customary for young women to express their appreciation for band or musical performer by tossing their wanties onto the stage.
Sheryl could feel her underwear slowly turning into wanties as she fantasized about her lover's lips upon her soft, silky thighs.
Wanties by J.L.O. April 14, 2007

wattless 

Thick. Dimmer than a lightbulb without power.
'Joey is a dinlow'
'Nah man, worse than, he's totally wattless!'
wattless by lively February 28, 2008
The act of 'wafting'. That is the wafting of a silent fart to increase the effectiveness of its aroma to unaware bystanders.
'Hey! That stinks! Did you just wafties me?'
Wafties by erockmoss February 4, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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