water- 

A prefix analogous to the suffix -gate, denoting a scandal. Derived from the Watergate scandal.

Investigator 1: "Heavens to Betsy!"
Investigator 2: "You didn't seriously just say that. What is it?"
Investigator 1: "From the looks of these financial records, it looks like the mayor embezzled some of the federal grant money he received to build that water gate to protect the town from floods."
Investigator 2: "Really? Well I'll be a monkey's uncle - you're right!"
Investigator 1: "What to call this scandal...I've got it! Because it's a scandal involving a gate, we can add the prefix 'water-' and call it watergate!"
Investigator 2: "No, that's already taken. I think it would be better, since it's a scandal involving water, to add the suffix '-gate' and call it watergate! No, wait, never mind, that's the same thing."
Investigator 1: "Since it's a scandal involving a water gate, let's add the prefix 'water-' and the suffix '-gate' and call it waterwatergategate!"
Investigator 2: "Brilliant! Just rolls right off the tongue."

water- by Nicholas D December 18, 2011

water 

why the hell are you looking up water for on the urban dictionary.

seriously, why the hell did you look up water

water by all your base belong to us January 16, 2012

Water 

North Side slang for crystal methamphetamine

Conejo: Carnal: Mad heads be askin' for water and no one's got any of that shit!

Delito: Patience mijo! That shit's still wet and it's gotta sit! It's gonna be here tomorrow. Give 'em some of that moon stuff for the time being.

Water by ZXY&ABC July 20, 2019

Water 

The best drink in existence

Can I have a glass of water please

Water by violetisawake December 15, 2020

Water 

Sweet nectarine made by the gods

Billy: damn this water is good
Bob: yeah , too good
Joe: yumm

Water by You know what I mean March 20, 2020

water 

a smoking substance which is made from a mix of PCP and embalming fluid.

"Yo nigga you got dat water?"

"fo sho nigga.."

water by VolcomStoneLC February 19, 2009

water 

liquid commonly referred to as life juice

can i have some life juice?

what?

water

water by salty man June 21, 2019