cat

demon that you love anyway
cat: *evilly* meow
me: so sorry sir, let me feed you

cat: *purrs*

me: i love you too
by salty man April 18, 2019
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motherfucker

you motherfucker

hey that’s not nice
by salty man April 19, 2019
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aspen

aspen is a tree
by salty man June 19, 2019
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aspen

aspen is a nerd

he is also gay
by salty man June 19, 2019
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jett

jett is a turtle
by salty man June 21, 2019
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gay

me
by salty man May 06, 2019
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savannah

savannah you are nice
by salty man June 19, 2019
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