14 definition by salty man

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i am gay

by salty man May 05, 2019

the coolest one to ever exist :)

cooper is the coolest human that has ever existed

by salty man April 20, 2019

demon that you love anyway

cat: *evilly* meow
me: so sorry sir, let me feed you

cat: *purrs*

me: i love you too

by salty man April 18, 2019

an insult

“you motherfucker”

“hey that’s not nice”

by salty man April 18, 2019

a nerdy gay guy

aspen is a nerd

he is also gay

by salty man June 19, 2019

lilly

do you believe in the cabbage god?

her name is lilly.

by salty man April 19, 2019

lilly

dude1: do you believe in god?

dude2: yeah, lilly the cabbage god

by salty man April 19, 2019