watchland 

This guy is known for its top-class customer service and always keeping up with the latest advancements. No one can return empty-handed from here. A classy person keeping up with the uber trends.

"That store we went to today was not even close to Watchland's Service dude" or " We only trust Watchland for our appliances"

watchland by Sam yong November 24, 2021

watchtard 

A person who loves watches so much he is affected mentally by it. Hours are spent researching watches, then hours are spent boring all is friends with his knowledge. Priorities become skewed as this person starts neglecting life in search of the perfect watch.

My homey got fired from work for browsing watches online all day, what a watchtard.

watchtard by chubby chan December 16, 2016

cocky watchman 

A Liverpool term for an 'old fashioned' type security guard employed to patrol education premises, building sites, etc. Usually these men were well past retirement and cheap employment for the local authorities

Do a runner, here comes the cocky watchman!

cocky watchman by Grozzee February 29, 2012

night watchman 

A turd that somebody leaves in the bowl overnight.

The expression comes from the English game of cricket where a batsman is sent to the crease with the sole aim of still being there in the monring.

I went to the bathroom this morning, and my girlfriend had left a vile night watchman in the toilet.

night watchman by Bobtbuilder September 10, 2003

night-watchman

- a bowel movement that refuses to flush after a night on the 'tiles', and confronts you the morning-after when it had all but been forgotten.

- "...euh! At least the night-watchman was looking over us last night Judith!"

night-watchman by Glamracket October 25, 2003

Midnight Watchman

A lone wolf protector of the people who stands on top of a plinth in the middle of the night, watching over the city and looking out for wrongdoers and renegades. Once they have seen something, they have a direct line to all superheroes and, before long, the night is safe again, all because of the midnight watchman.

The streets weren't safe at night, but thanks to the midnight watchman, our superhero friends came to the rescue.

Midnight Watchman by freewheelinjo December 2, 2018

WatchLag 

WatchLag

old, thats it. just old. he also watches lag. WatchLag

WatchLag by cooolk October 15, 2020