This guy is known for its top-class customer service and always keeping up with the latest advancements. No one can return empty-handed from here. A classy person keeping up with the uber trends.
"That store we went to today was not even close to Watchland's Service dude" or " We only trust Watchland for our appliances"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'