This guy is known for its top-class customer service and always keeping up with the latest advancements. No one can return empty-handed from here. A classy person keeping up with the uber trends.
"That store we went to today was not even close to Watchland's Service dude" or " We only trust Watchland for our appliances"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).