Government Property

A girl under you wanna bone, but is under the legal age. Anothe rterm for (jail bait)

"Man that chick is hot".

"Yeah, but she's governemnt property Dude, so you better leave it well alone".

by Bobtbuilder November 13, 2003

fish supper

An evening when the man performs oral sex upon his female partner

Alice was already in bed when Dave got home, ready to give him his fish supper

by Bobtbuilder November 13, 2003

night watchman

A turd that somebody leaves in the bowl overnight.

The expression comes from the English game of cricket where a batsman is sent to the crease with the sole aim of still being there in the monring.

I went to the bathroom this morning, and my girlfriend had left a vile night watchman in the toilet.

by Bobtbuilder September 10, 2003