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Waste Cadet 

A 'waste cadet' is someone who has no hope in life. Usually someone who is a student or on the doll and spends their life either in bed or on the sofa. They are often a stoner and can spend many days not leaving their home.

A typical day in the life of a 'waste cadet' would be:

wake up....go down stairs...turn tele on...light a spliff...eat...wank...spliff...eat...bed..........repeat
Andy: Do you think nic will be up for clubbing tonight.

Justin: Nah mate is has been a proper waste cadet recently...hasnt left the sofa in 2 weeks
Waste Cadet by Andrew21_12 September 16, 2010
Words you can keep

waste cadet 

waste cadet means 'prick' basicly
person 1: oi waste cadet you scratched my car

Person 2: sorry man it was an accident, and wtf is a waste cadet?

Person 1: you are a waste cadet, you waste cadet.
waste cadet by Lee sinclair November 8, 2008

Waste Cadet 

Same meaning as wasteman more or less...
Somone who's virtually signing up to waste their life away, and make nothing of their selfs.
Dave: I can't even spell properly today, i must be a proper waste cadet!

Barry: Dave, your a waste cadet!
Waste Cadet by GBX March 26, 2008

wastecadet 

Being a bum, doing nothing all day apart from the same stuff over and over, and its all done in your own house.

Always being lazy, but staying chilled out, just relaxing and being laid back.

Its a whole life stlye, the way you live, the way you do your work, the way you dress, the way you talk, the way you log on to your computer, the way you do anything.

And yet when the NEED comes you do it, but you do it slowly and at a pace others don't know how to go, and it always seems to get done in a good and decent way.
Damn, such a wastecadet!

Hurry up you wastecadet.

Gotta get it done wastecadet.

I'm a wastecadet and happy to be one, now go away i'm sleeping.
wastecadet by DMC13 August 12, 2006

wastecadet 

Some one who is starting to be a wasteman is called a waste cadet.
'Ben Scott is a wastecadet''
wastecadet by LIVID-__- April 13, 2007

wastecadette 

a higher form of a wasteman.

usually spends their time trying to get other people to follow their waste tecnniques.

generally hated by everyone.

do a lot of stupid random things.

there are other ranks of a wasteman
e.g wastegeneral, wastecaptain, wastecleaner
"dude i just drank all your mum's vintage whisky!"

"omg you are such a wastecadette!"
wastecadette by dunkkk December 6, 2006

wastecadet 

becoming stupid, acts stupid, growing up to be a wasteman
man that boi is a wastecadet.
wastecadet by doubz t July 24, 2006
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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