war dick

Your real ranking. 12incher. Go in , fold, turn back and the girth is now there. And can pass for a 6 incher. We don't like to brag much but on the war dick.

That war dick is my hero. Hard to out rank a 12 incha..the 12 in war dick took my breath away

war dick by commando titi whiti March 26, 2022

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Dick war

The term for wanting you and a pal to whip out your dicks and start having a light sabor battle resulting in the two of them getting softish

I want to have a dick war with you and clank my softish cock against yours...can we?

Dick war by courtnaenae hinchie March 28, 2020

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dick-size war

a huge fight involving lots of testosterone and large amounts of violence

There's a dick-size war over the managerial position

dick-size war by JenJen November 11, 2003

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dick tug-o-war

When two males with large penises (typically of African origin) tie their penises together and pull until one penis is removed. The winner is whoever leaves with a floppy wang hanging from their own

Dick tug-o-war: Lebron: wassup my Nigga.Me and Jerome just had a huge 'dick tug-o-war' in case you are wondering why I have two dicks.

dick tug-o-war by ScamDong February 22, 2017

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WarDick

Noun
Someone who is constantly talking about war and derivatives, including the military, weapons and other things. Often rathe annoying but rarely interesting. A worse example is a WarDick who thinks they know what they're talking about, when really they have no clue.

Connor: Oh man, Will's such a WarDick
Sam: Yeah, but at least he knows what he's talking about, unlike Mark.

Will: Hey guys. I like war.

WarDick by Wardick July 19, 2011

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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