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A penis that is not able to get hard, and is often small.
Girl 1:he was so softish
Gril 2: yeah you should find a new fuck buddy then
Softish by Mrspineapple April 12, 2020
Softish- somewhat soft
It was a softish voice
softish by Schweiz🇨🇭 June 23, 2020

Still softish 

Someone with a really small dick,and isn’t hard yet😔

Still Softish 

Lil Huddy diss track written and sung by Josh Richards and Bryce Hall
"Lil Huddy kissed Nessa, do you know what is this drama all about?"
"Josh and Bryce weren't lying singing Still Softish..."
Still Softish by http.legna August 13, 2020

softistry 

Not that I'd know, but apparently, nowadays, they have some good drugs for overcoming softistry.
-Put Soffish in water and watch it grow.
-Soffish can easily absorb water.
-Put Soffish in fish-globe or bottle as indoor decoration.
-As bath-toy is also very fun.
This Soffish do not eat.
soffish by NickLee808 January 3, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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