Wapiti 

A Shawnee word thought to mean "White Rump" and commonly used by pseudo-hip white folks like me as an alternate name for an Elk. However, since the Shawnee were from the eastern part of the country and the elk is found in the western part, a better translation for the word Wapiti is "What's That?", and those that want to be hip should use the Blackfoot word "Ponoka" (meaning "Elk"), since the Blackfoot tribe actually encountered the elk frequently in their daily lives.

'"We prefer the word 'Wapiti' to the word 'Elk' because it demonstrates that we are of a superior way of thinking. What's what?"

Wapiti by BrightOne June 24, 2017

wapiti 

Waaaaapeeeeteeee; noun; white buttox or rear end

Kyle, you gotta shake the wapiti yo mama gave ya

wapiti by Twig21 May 20, 2017

dead souls waiting room 

An alienating experience conditioned by having been enforced to live contrary to ones nature.

'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.

dead souls waiting room by fishyfishy-oh October 30, 2013

Kept you waiting huh? 

When Big Boss doesn't give a shit about you and places you at the bottom of his list of priorities.

Person 1: "Dude, where the fuck is the boss? This dude is going to start a damn war!!"
Person 2: "He probably has more important shit to do".
Snake: "Kept you waiting huh?"
Person 1: *facepalm* "Yes. Yes you did".

Kept you waiting huh? by Rangaslayer September 20, 2017

WAITITIFICATION 

When you make all your characters gay.

The inability to write straight characters.

In his new movie, Thor was waititificated by Taika Waititi.

Our Flag Means Death is a show that has the waititification of pirates.

WAITITIFICATION by taika waititi April 18, 2022

call waiting face off 

If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.

A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"

call waiting face off by Garret February 3, 2005

Myspace Waiting Period 

The three-day period in which you wait before adding someone on myspace who you have just met.

I knew that Christina had a myspace, but i've never met her. I just met her today so I have to wait out the myspace waiting period.

Myspace Waiting Period by Kavoen October 27, 2007