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bad-ass tiki & exotica band from boston.
hey! let's go check out waitiki tonight!
waitiki by chief maumau May 16, 2004

WAITITIFICATION 

When you make all your characters gay.

The inability to write straight characters.
In his new movie, Thor was waititificated by Taika Waititi.

Our Flag Means Death is a show that has the waititification of pirates.

Taika Waititi 

A film maker from New Zealand who can get it anywhere, anytime. He got that silver fox vibe about him that makes him irresistible to all girls and boys.
Taika Waititi is the only man that can ruin my life.
Taika Waititi by hallebrown April 12, 2020

Waikiki watchtower

One member of the party lies in supine position and receives the fecal torpedo from someone else positioned above their face. The challenge is to dump perpendicularly into the mouth of the recieving partner in order to create a perfectly vertical watchtower.
After giving her a waikiki watchtower she fell in love with him.

waikikiki sneaky between the cheeky 

From the movie "50 First Dates". Implying a lustful one night stand where the woman doesn't know what hit her.
He gave her the waikikiki sneaky between the cheeky under the bleachers after football practice.

Waikiki Wet Wash 

Inserting one or more fingers into a woman's vagina, pleasuring her to the point of maximum lubrication. Once achieved, remove the finger(s) and casually stroke her face or brush her hair with the sopping wet fingers. It is considered successful if the woman never even notices that you just rubbed her vaginal juices all over her face and/or hair.
Dude 1 - Hey, did you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2 - Did I?!? Not only that, but I Waikiki Wet Washed her!
Dude 1 - No way!!
Dude 2 - She didn't even notice!!
* High Five *