Wannabeaner 

Somebody of non Mexican descent who acts like and wishes they were of Mexican descent.

Wigger is to nigger as wannabeaner is to Mexican.

Joe: "Hey, have you seen the new kid in English? I've never seen a Mexican named Clark."

Ted: "That's because he's white. He's a total wannabeaner."

Wannabeaner by vegan cannibal October 20, 2008

wannabeaner 

A person/thing that wishes they were Mexican. They may only date Mexicans or Latinos. They have a sick infatuation with the Hispanic race. They become fat from eating to much beans. Names usually start with a 'G' and end with an 'A' and are typically 5 letters long. Last names must be 7 letters long.

Mexi wannabeaner

wannabeaner by DismalGrimm September 6, 2011

Wannabeaner 

Hispanics who act like beaners

Alandra is a wannabeaner

Wannabeaner by Beaner4lrs December 31, 2021

wannaboner 

A sporadic boner that has no practical sexual use and goes soft within a few minutes.
A wannabe boner or wanna bone her.

Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nah it's a Wannaboner.

wannaboner by Medioman December 27, 2014

wannabear 

A gay guy who calls himself a bear as an excuse for being grossly fat or obese.

I went to the Den Night at The Laird to see some hairy, muscly bears, but there were too many wannabears there so I left real quick!

wannabear by gladboi June 4, 2009

Wannabeiber 

Someone who acts liek or "wnts to be" Justin Beiber

Kid walks in with a comeover and a pre-pubescent voice... "Man that kid is a wannabeiber"

Wannabeiber by xxilyxx378 July 7, 2010

wanna-beaner

An arab or indian who wears a beanie to cover their eyes, in hopes of passing off as a Mexican. A wanna be mexican.

look at that wanna beaner with his plaid shirt.

wanna-beaner by 2MDUB December 26, 2003