wankylink 

A link that is posted on a forum that is rather bizarre, weird or just generally fucked up

He posted a wankylink...

wankylink by SilentBrad March 27, 2009

Wankling 

Verb. To furiously beat off the male member between a chubby pair of ankles. See also “Ankwank”.

Man, Amy’s fat ankles got me so hard... I was wankling off between them ‘til I spuzzed my load.

Wankling by Jimi Da Peach July 31, 2020

Wankling 

A young wanker.

"One day you will be a wanker, young wankling."

Wankling by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2013

Wankblanket 

(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.

Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.

Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.

Wankblanket by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016

winkydink 

A penis that is slighty deformed.

Elvin has one strange looking winkydink!

winkydink by Jakey B. August 13, 2006

wankying 

Masturbation whislt dancing to music.

He was shaking his booty and having a good wankying session on the dancefloor.

wankying by Tom Feilding January 27, 2005

wankypanky 

the act of a dude showing his vagina for all to see

Guy 1: yo you should totally go talk to that girl
Guy 2: nah I dont want to
Guy 1:Your such a wankypanky pussy

wankypanky by baller156383 March 2, 2011