wankylink

A link that is posted on a forum that is rather bizarre, weird or just generally fucked up

He posted a wankylink...

by SilentBrad March 27, 2009

Wankling

Verb. To furiously beat off the male member between a chubby pair of ankles. See also “Ankwank”.

Man, Amy’s fat ankles got me so hard... I was wankling off between them ‘til I spuzzed my load.

by Jimi Da Peach July 31, 2020

Wankling

A young wanker.

"One day you will be a wanker, young wankling."

by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2013

Wankblanket

(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.

Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.

Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.

by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016

winkydink

A penis that is slighty deformed.

Elvin has one strange looking winkydink!

by Jakey B. August 13, 2006

wankying

Masturbation whislt dancing to music.

He was shaking his booty and having a good wankying session on the dancefloor.

by Tom Feilding January 27, 2005

wankypanky

the act of a dude showing his vagina for all to see

Guy 1: yo you should totally go talk to that girl
Guy 2: nah I dont want to
Guy 1:Your such a wankypanky pussy

by baller156383 March 2, 2011