wankwipe

A gross insult that's more disgusting the more you think about it

What a wankwipe

by Flesheatingbug January 19, 2022

Wankipedia

Wan-key-pee-dee-A - ADJ

Used as an insult for someone who has said something completely false.

Generally applies to 'know it all' type people who are the self proclaimed authority on most subjects

"America is the leader of the free world"
"Did you get that from wankipedia"

by Mike D. Sanders September 29, 2008

WANKPIPE

Wankpipe :
Also referred to as a "Big bore" exhaust which is fitted to a 4 cylinder
Asian motor vehicle giving it little if no power gain.
Wankpipes are fitted to these cars to give them more rice.
While making them sound like a strangled goose. Commonly
On cars owned by young wankers who think their car is awesome.
When in actual fact it’s a no good worthless piece of shit.

Raymond : Geeze brother check out that wankpipe.
Dave : Hes/She's got rice!
Raymond : Ha har Yeah what a nobshine.
Dave : Yeap thats a sure big wankpipe

by Phonepad August 10, 2003

wankipediac

Someone, usually lazy wankers, who use Wikipedia to do homework, teachers to mark their student's coursework, politicians to find and pass dumb ass laws and what George Lucas looks at online all day while he makes $478.55 an hour doing fuck all.

Mum: Son, are you doing your homework?
Son: Yeah, I found the answers on the web
Dad: Fucking wankipediac.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 18, 2008

wank wipe

A name of a tissue you use to wipe away your sperm

After I finished masturbating I used a wank wipe to clean up me genital area

by Upstairsdragon December 19, 2013