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Quite simply a 'Fantasy' that one might keep mentally stored away should they be short of any material over which to masturbate.
Etymologically speaking the word is a combination of the terms "Wank" and "Fantasy"; a simple yet pleasing origin.

Sebastian: Hey have you seen the newest series of doctor who?
Malcolm: Yeah I found the whole thing to be very disappointing.
Sebastian: mmmhmm, I miss Karen Gillan
Malcolm: I know she's a part of one of my greatest wanktasy.

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wanktastic

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.

"ooh thats a wanktasic set of tits!"

wanktastic by Tom Jones June 1, 2003

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wanktastic tit barrel

Another name for a saggy titted lady.

"Ew its that wanktastic tit barrel, again..."

wanktastic tit barrel by PowerGlide May 10, 2015

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Wanktastic

A word sarcastically used to describe extremely fast, yet unmelodic, self indulgent guitar playing.

Person 1: Isn't Yngwie Malmsteen great?
Person 2 (sarcastically): Yeah... he's wanktastic...

Wanktastic by Franchez August 27, 2005

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wanktastic

An amazing or joyful experience that is on the same level as having a great wank session

Omg this sandwich is so wanktastic

wanktastic by Dictionaryvision May 3, 2017

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wanktastic

adj.- mindblowingly egotistical

Can you believe she said her writing was too good for an editor? That is so wanktastic.

wanktastic by mynameisunimportant May 8, 2005

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WanKtastic

Something unbelievable awesome. (Sounds even better if you stress the W and K for effect)

Man last night was WanKtastic!

WanKtastic by Kanyelover May 13, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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