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Wanktastic 

A word sarcastically used to describe extremely fast, yet unmelodic, self indulgent guitar playing.
Person 1: Isn't Yngwie Malmsteen great?
Person 2 (sarcastically): Yeah... he's wanktastic...
Wanktastic by Franchez August 27, 2005

wanktastic 

An amazing or joyful experience that is on the same level as having a great wank session
Omg this sandwich is so wanktastic

wanktastic 

adj.- mindblowingly egotistical
Can you believe she said her writing was too good for an editor? That is so wanktastic.

WanKtastic 

Something unbelievable awesome. (Sounds even better if you stress the W and K for effect)
Man last night was WanKtastic!
WanKtastic by Kanyelover May 13, 2008

wanktastic tit barrel 

Another name for a saggy titted lady.
"Ew its that wanktastic tit barrel, again..."

Splendiferously Wontastical 

1. The most wonderful and different person, place, thing, idea, or feeling that you can ever imagine.

2. So different or weird that it is utterly amazing.
1. Boy: Your the most wonderful person in the whole world!
Girl: I think your Splendifersouly Wontastical too!

2. That pineapple and anchovie pizza is splendiferously wontastical.