wankstallion

Someone who is known to have marathon wanking sessions, perhaps blowing out his or her mates so they can watch porn all day and go through several boxes of Kleenex.

Guy 1: "Hey where's Tom tonight?"
Guy 2: "Probably at home wanking over Redtube again."
Guy 1: "Man that guy's such a wankstallion."

by mikehockishard September 24, 2011

wankstation

A completly useless bastard. also. Any Information Technology interface that allows the downloading or viewing of pornography for the purposes of masterbation.

While his family slept, J. would creep into his study and quietly abuse himself in front of his precious, his wankstation.

by mcguvir June 21, 2010

Wankstation

A wankstation is a person who can generally be found hanging around city halls street cornors late at nite. In exchange for money you can shoot the load flat out.

Look at that wankstation there, I wouldnt mind abit of that

by Michael Williams November 18, 2004

wankstation

It is a place where people go and have a bank. For example the bathroom.

Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, sorry!

by wanking May 3, 2017

wankstation

It's a place where people go have wank. For example the bathroom.

Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, sorry!

by wanking May 3, 2017

Wankstation

A place where people go have a wank. For example the bathroom, or the shower.

Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, srry!
Really?
Yeah, I could not hold it back anymore!

by wanking May 4, 2017