wanknot

After one masturbates when ones private regions become entangled with knots.

I was playing with my jockey stick last night and got a well bad case of wanknot

by dc_re December 29, 2006

Wankbot

A wankbot is a person who is so eager to wank off himself and others around him that people refer to him as a wankbot because it's so mechanical and androidlike now.

A wankbot usually has really weird tendencies like goosestepping round rooms naked just to show off his penis and hope that others will drool over it.

"Wankbot, can I have a handjob?" "Yeah sure, after I finish this person off."

"Oi wankbot, stop wanking."

by Jangrafess December 14, 2009

wanknut

Used in conjunction with Motherfucker. A term for a nut who wanks. Frequently. Often used as derogatory. However, in extreme circumstances can be a compliment.

eg 1 Dude 1: Looks like you're wasted.
Dude 2: Wank-nut. Motherfucker

eg 2 Dude 1: You're a wank-nut.
Dude 2: You ass-goblin. DIEE !!!

eg 3 Dude 1: You're a wank-nut.
Dude 2: YAAAYY ! Thanks, Cletus!You're such an ass-hat!
Dude 1: Gee, thanks !! Lets be friends!!

by Scott Williamson June 17, 2004

wankpot

A slightly stronger word for tosspot. A less intelligent person or one prone to making mistakes. Commonly used in Northern England.

He's a right wankpot.

by J Arthur December 6, 2004

wankpot

A pot for wanking in!

I like to wank into my wankpot

by WESTY10 August 28, 2006

wankbot

* A person for whom wanking has become a routine, automatic activity.
* A person whose idiodic behavior has become second nature.

is he in the can again? that dude is a total wankbot.

by ninehalo May 26, 2004

wankpotamus

Mover's slang (Texas)
Mix between a wanker and a hippopotamus.
Usually referring to a young dumb person

That guy is a wankpotamus

by Nesbian16 May 12, 2014