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Wankbot

A wankbot is a person who is so eager to wank off himself and others around him that people refer to him as a wankbot because it's so mechanical and androidlike now.

A wankbot usually has really weird tendencies like goosestepping round rooms naked just to show off his penis and hope that others will drool over it.
"Wankbot, can I have a handjob?" "Yeah sure, after I finish this person off."

"Oi wankbot, stop wanking."
by Jangrafess December 14, 2009
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wankbot

* A person for whom wanking has become a routine, automatic activity.
* A person whose idiodic behavior has become second nature.
is he in the can again? that dude is a total wankbot.
by ninehalo May 26, 2004
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Wankbooking

The act of going onto your friends' profile, (tends to be males looking at females), going onto their photos and proceeding to masturbate.

It's usually done over an attractive female friend's beach photos and whilst only tools will admit to it, every man has done it at some point.
I don't like the idea of people wankbooking over that photo
by Mr. K to the T January 10, 2011
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Wankbat

This goes back to the famous Schrodinger's cat experiment. Is the cat alive or dead? You don't know till you open the box, or smell it some months after. Either way, in state theory, if you don't know which state something is in, it is said to be in a "wankbat" state. This fuzziness has more recently been applied to quantum computing, which moves away from the binary model of 1s and 0s, to 1s, 0s or Wankbat. Researchers have found that most software development lingers in a Wankbat state for most of a project's duration.
"It was just a wankbat situation. I didn't know whether the cat was alive or dead."
by Paul Grainger July 30, 2004
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wangbot

1. A loser, usually weird, that says the most stupid thing at terrible times.

2. a robot's wang

3. a child's wang that is cold hollow and is always hard
boy:"hahaha he smells like poop!"
boy 2: "shut up you little wangbot"
by AdRaj May 26, 2007
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wankpot

A slightly stronger word for tosspot. A less intelligent person or one prone to making mistakes. Commonly used in Northern England.
He's a right wankpot.
by J Arthur December 6, 2004
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wankpot

A pot for wanking in!
I like to wank into my wankpot
by WESTY10 August 28, 2006
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