wanknard

retard that gets his only pleasure from his best friend; his hand, and even his hand wants to be washed afta.

1. jacob s. were u wanknarding in the bathroom agen?
2. yo eww wash ur dam hands u wanknard!

by Xavier B. December 15, 2008

wanktard

wanker + retard = wanktard

he is such a wanktard

by Miss. Unique April 14, 2006

wanktard

noun. a person that exhibits the lesser attributes of a chronic masturbator and the mentally deficient.

You are a wanktard.

by CorruptedData February 7, 2003

wanktard

1. see parsha
2. the state of being a wanker while at the same time illustrating the qualities of a mentally challenged person, or, presently, a retard

1. omg Parsha you are such a wanktard!
2. d00d dont be a wanktard!
3. omg ur such a wanktard!
4. wanktard!

by uh.... March 26, 2004

wanktard

An idiot or dumbass who is also a jerk. related to a wanker that acts like a retard.

Jimmy is such a jerk, he's a real wanktard.

by jotthedot March 28, 2008

Wanktard

A cross beetween a wanker and a retard.

Kevin Rudd - The Australian Prime Minister, total wanktard.

by Naay June 21, 2010

wanktard

A Retard who masturbates.

A mentally challenged person looking at porn and stroking or pulling there penis to get off.

by Loser January 30, 2005