blumpkin lite

Getting a kiss from someone while taking a dump.

Man I was hoping for a full blown blumpkin but all she did was give me a kiss....damn blumpkin lite.

by jotthedot May 17, 2006

tongue loving

use of the tongue to pleasure another by orally stimulating various orifices or body parts.

hey Jimmy, I just got out of the shower. You wanna give me some tongue loving?

by jotthedot April 02, 2008

plint

penis lint
The fuzzy residue left on a penis after using a brand new tube sock for masturbatory purposes.

Man, I just got a brand new pair of tube socks. Now I have to go wash off all the plint left behind.

by jotthedot March 21, 2008

fat back

The flab that hangs over and around the back of a fat woman's bra. Also rolls of fat that incorporate the undrarms and shoulders of said fat women.

have you seen that chick eat? No wonder she's got a ton of fat back on her.

by jotthedot March 28, 2006

throw rug

a chick that is a real dirty slut with out a good figure

Man that girl is flat and dirty. You could lay her down anywhere....she's a real throw rug.

by jotthedot May 30, 2006

shrimp

a person with a great body but an ugly face.

We call her a shrimp, you throw away the head and eat the rest.

by jotthedot June 22, 2006

buttertits

a woman whose only redeeming quality is her breasts.

What do you think of my new girl? Damn Jimmy, she is fugly buttertits are fucking awesome.

by jotthedot May 09, 2008