butter the corn

To masturbate to ejaculation.

Man, I went down to the sperm bank to butter the corn.

by jotthedot February 26, 2008

plint

penis lint
The fuzzy residue left on a penis after using a brand new tube sock for masturbatory purposes.

Man, I just got a brand new pair of tube socks. Now I have to go wash off all the plint left behind.

by jotthedot March 21, 2008

shrimp

a person with a great body but an ugly face.

We call her a shrimp, you throw away the head and eat the rest.

by jotthedot June 22, 2006

sock pirate

to use someone else's sock (roomate, girlfriend, gym buddy)to masturbate into. replacing the sock from where it was pirated.

I yelled Arrrg and then heisted one of my buddies socks to spooge into. I am a sock pirate.

by jotthedot July 25, 2006

tongue loving

use of the tongue to pleasure another by orally stimulating various orifices or body parts.

hey Jimmy, I just got out of the shower. You wanna give me some tongue loving?

by jotthedot April 02, 2008

wanktard

An idiot or dumbass who is also a jerk. related to a wanker that acts like a retard.

Jimmy is such a jerk, he's a real wanktard.

by jotthedot March 28, 2008

throw rug

a chick that is a real dirty slut with out a good figure

Man that girl is flat and dirty. You could lay her down anywhere....she's a real throw rug.

by jotthedot June 01, 2006