butter the corn

To masturbate to ejaculation.

Man, I went down to the sperm bank to butter the corn.

by jotthedot February 26, 2008

wanktard

An idiot or dumbass who is also a jerk. related to a wanker that acts like a retard.

Jimmy is such a jerk, he's a real wanktard.

by jotthedot March 28, 2008

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

blumpkin lite

Getting a kiss from someone while taking a dump.

Man I was hoping for a full blown blumpkin but all she did was give me a kiss....damn blumpkin lite.

by jotthedot May 17, 2006

tongue loving

use of the tongue to pleasure another by orally stimulating various orifices or body parts.

hey Jimmy, I just got out of the shower. You wanna give me some tongue loving?

by jotthedot April 02, 2008

buttertits

a woman whose only redeeming quality is her breasts.

What do you think of my new girl? Damn Jimmy, she is fugly buttertits are fucking awesome.

by jotthedot May 09, 2008

fat back

The flab that hangs over and around the back of a fat woman's bra. Also rolls of fat that incorporate the undrarms and shoulders of said fat women.

have you seen that chick eat? No wonder she's got a ton of fat back on her.

by jotthedot March 28, 2006