jotthedot's definitions

buttertits

a woman whose only redeeming quality is her breasts.

What do you think of my new girl? Damn Jimmy, she is fugly buttertits are fucking awesome.

by jotthedot May 9, 2008

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

tongue loving

use of the tongue to pleasure another by orally stimulating various orifices or body parts.

hey Jimmy, I just got out of the shower. You wanna give me some tongue loving?

by jotthedot April 2, 2008

wanktard

An idiot or dumbass who is also a jerk. related to a wanker that acts like a retard.

Jimmy is such a jerk, he's a real wanktard.

by jotthedot March 28, 2008

plint

penis lint
The fuzzy residue left on a penis after using a brand new tube sock for masturbatory purposes.

Man, I just got a brand new pair of tube socks. Now I have to go wash off all the plint left behind.

by jotthedot March 21, 2008

butter the corn

To masturbate to ejaculation.

Man, I went down to the sperm bank to butter the corn.

by jotthedot February 26, 2008

sock pirate

to use someone else's sock (roomate, girlfriend, gym buddy)to masturbate into. replacing the sock from where it was pirated.

I yelled Arrrg and then heisted one of my buddies socks to spooge into. I am a sock pirate.

by jotthedot July 25, 2006