Wanknap
After a hard days work you arrive home and find your day is incomplete. Therefore you have a wanknap - taking a mere half an hour. Afterwards you are recharged and reinvigorated.
Wanknap by The Bladesman March 4, 2007
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wannapunk by Matthew JD March 18, 2008
Wanknag
The overwhelming desire you acquire to have a wank at a time when there is no oppurtunity to do so, often at formal event etc.
Wanknag by Gigga n00b August 14, 2010
Wannapanna
When your doing her behind you suck your thumb and stick it in her ass, hook it and yell wannapanna!!
Wannapanna by Wannapanna September 19, 2018
wankapheno
a furiours wanker to quinto tarantino films on thursdays and fridays. but not sundays and mondays in which case they will be called - watch this space, check back regularry.
last night i spotted someboby wanking furioursly in the cinema to the new tarantino film and thought what day is it? is it a thursday or a friday oh he must be a wankapheno
wankapheno by the_glorious_bastards September 7, 2009
wankrape
The act of jacking-off someone against their wishes, often in a circumstances whereby the wankrapee is not in a position to express his non-consent; regular instances include under the table by a younger woman/gay man at a social function while sitting next to an older relative e.g. a wedding.
The bride's 20 year old cousin is an insatiable psycho, she wankraped the shit out of me during the Father of the Bride's toast!
wankrape by The Ladies' Man Leon Phelps February 3, 2012
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