Wanknap

The process of self-pleasure followed by a nap.

After a hard days work you arrive home and find your day is incomplete. Therefore you have a wanknap - taking a mere half an hour. Afterwards you are recharged and reinvigorated.

Wanknap by The Bladesman March 4, 2007

wanknap

the ability to have a wank, or "work the gerkin" in bed, proceeding sleep. This happens when one is still holding ones todger. You fall asleep whilst holding your cock on!

I'm tired, yet horny...I think I'll have a wanknap XD

wanknap by humpy1 May 16, 2009

wannapunk 

Someone who wears "punk" clothes from a store like Hot Topic and listens to bad pop punk music.

Carly is such a wannapunk she looks punk but yesterday I caught her rocking out ot Good Charotte.

wannapunk by Matthew JD March 18, 2008

Wanknag 

The overwhelming desire you acquire to have a wank at a time when there is no oppurtunity to do so, often at formal event etc.

God in that interview I was absolutely pining for a wank, proper wanknag

Wanknag by Gigga n00b August 14, 2010

Wannapanna 

When your doing her behind you suck your thumb and stick it in her ass, hook it and yell wannapanna!!

When he grabbed me from behind and yelled wannapanna, that was when I knew, this is the end.

Wannapanna by Wannapanna September 19, 2018

wankapheno 

a furiours wanker to quinto tarantino films on thursdays and fridays. but not sundays and mondays in which case they will be called - watch this space, check back regularry.

last night i spotted someboby wanking furioursly in the cinema to the new tarantino film and thought what day is it? is it a thursday or a friday oh he must be a wankapheno

wankapheno by the_glorious_bastards September 7, 2009

wankrape 

The act of jacking-off someone against their wishes, often in a circumstances whereby the wankrapee is not in a position to express his non-consent; regular instances include under the table by a younger woman/gay man at a social function while sitting next to an older relative e.g. a wedding.

The bride's 20 year old cousin is an insatiable psycho, she wankraped the shit out of me during the Father of the Bride's toast!

wankrape by The Ladies' Man Leon Phelps February 3, 2012