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Wanknap

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The process of self-pleasure followed by a nap.
After a hard days work you arrive home and find your day is incomplete. Therefore you have a wanknap - taking a mere half an hour. Afterwards you are recharged and reinvigorated.
Wanknap by The Bladesman March 4, 2007
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wanknap

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the ability to have a wank, or "work the gerkin" in bed, proceeding sleep. This happens when one is still holding ones todger. You fall asleep whilst holding your cock on!
I'm tired, yet horny...I think I'll have a wanknap XD
wanknap by humpy1 May 16, 2009
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wannapunk 

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Someone who wears "punk" clothes from a store like Hot Topic and listens to bad pop punk music.
Carly is such a wannapunk she looks punk but yesterday I caught her rocking out ot Good Charotte.
wannapunk by Matthew JD March 18, 2008
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Wanknag 

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The overwhelming desire you acquire to have a wank at a time when there is no oppurtunity to do so, often at formal event etc.
God in that interview I was absolutely pining for a wank, proper wanknag
Wanknag by Gigga n00b August 14, 2010
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Wannapanna 

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When your doing her behind you suck your thumb and stick it in her ass, hook it and yell wannapanna!!
When he grabbed me from behind and yelled wannapanna, that was when I knew, this is the end.
Wannapanna by Wannapanna September 19, 2018
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wankapheno 

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a furiours wanker to quinto tarantino films on thursdays and fridays. but not sundays and mondays in which case they will be called - watch this space, check back regularry.
last night i spotted someboby wanking furioursly in the cinema to the new tarantino film and thought what day is it? is it a thursday or a friday oh he must be a wankapheno
wankapheno by the_glorious_bastards September 7, 2009
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wankrape 

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The act of jacking-off someone against their wishes, often in a circumstances whereby the wankrapee is not in a position to express his non-consent; regular instances include under the table by a younger woman/gay man at a social function while sitting next to an older relative e.g. a wedding.
The bride's 20 year old cousin is an insatiable psycho, she wankraped the shit out of me during the Father of the Bride's toast!
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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