wankrape 

The act of jacking-off someone against their wishes, often in a circumstances whereby the wankrapee is not in a position to express his non-consent; regular instances include under the table by a younger woman/gay man at a social function while sitting next to an older relative e.g. a wedding.

The bride's 20 year old cousin is an insatiable psycho, she wankraped the shit out of me during the Father of the Bride's toast!

wankrape by The Ladies' Man Leon Phelps February 3, 2012

wankrageous 

Something which occurs to make one resort to an instant and furious wank.

You are taking a peaceful stroll in the park one fine summer's morning when you happen to see a young lady lying on the grass in such a manner that her stocking tops and the gusset of her gleaming white panties are clearly visible. 'That's wankrageous,' you might mutter as you whip out your sausage.

wankrageous by TommyTosspot March 20, 2009