wankerfag

A wankerfag is a prissy, screechy, whiny little Beta male who thinks he knows everything and is obnoxious to the nth degree. He gets on everyone's tits with his know-it-all attitude. This person is despised by all who know him and he knows it. BBC ornithologist Bill Oddie would be a prime example of a wankerfag.

"Did you see the TV programme last night about the starlings?"
"No I didn't. Who was the host?"
"Hmmmm, Bill Oddie I think."
"Oh no! Glad I didn't watch it now. I can't abide that tossy little wankerfag."

by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016

wankerfile

A guy who is a wanker and a paedophile. Not someone you would want to go near!!

He is such a wankerfile

by Ur nans mum October 26, 2017

WankerTanker

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.

Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.

by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017

wankering

Taking part in an act that will have you labeled as a wanker.

Pawan, would you stop wankering with those pokemon cards and come with us.

by MAN_WITH_PANTS October 29, 2004

Waterfaggot

Someone who is so gay that just regular faggot wouldn’t work to describe how fucking gay they are

Pmosh: You are a waterfaggot

Dylan: I know, *proceeds to bow down to all mighty PMOSH*

A word used to describe how gay someone it

by PMOSH April 15, 2021

Wankering

The act of getting wankered

I've had a long week Jim. I'm hankering for a wankering!

by homunculus123 April 29, 2020

wankerage

An object or situation which leaves a person feeling frustrated and annoyed

"What a load of wankerage !"

by SabaKB October 30, 2008