wankchariot

Someone who is a complete idiot.

You're an absolute wankchariot, Dylan.

wankchariot by Wankchariot101 February 26, 2018

Wank Chariot 

This Phrase is a combination of the well renouned word "wank" which means to jerk, as in jerk off. An chariot as in a most prestigious form of transport/recreation, like a bed or public transport. With linking these two words you can come to the conclusion that wank chariot is a place where you can go an feel like a king an more powerfull whilst you enjoy a fine masturbation marathon.

"Sorry guys I can't come out for a drink to tonight, I am going to my wank chariot for a quick couple then going for an early nights sleep"

"there is nothing like going home to your own wank chariot"

Wank Chariot by Kleptosteliac October 14, 2004

Wank Chariot 

Military slang for a single bed. Named such because they are only good for sleeping and masturbating feverishly in.

"can I come to yours tonight baby?"
"Fuck that, bitch, it's called a wank chariot for a reason"

Wank Chariot by VuWblk April 22, 2015