Definitions by Kleptosteliac
Wank Chariot
This Phrase is a combination of the well renouned word "wank" which means to jerk, as in jerk off. An chariot as in a most prestigious form of transport/recreation, like a bed or public transport. With linking these two words you can come to the conclusion that wank chariot is a place where you can go an feel like a king an more powerfull whilst you enjoy a fine masturbation marathon.
"Sorry guys I can't come out for a drink to tonight, I am going to my wank chariot for a quick couple then going for an early nights sleep"
"there is nothing like going home to your own wank chariot"
"there is nothing like going home to your own wank chariot"
Wank Chariot by Kleptosteliac October 14, 2004