Nester

Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.
That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.
by nwelshans July 05, 2006
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When a LAD gets a girlfriend and happily settles into the nest that has been created.
A real NESTER would be James from this examle

When "James" is with "Zoe" they have stupid baby names for eachother such as "Bubsy"... NESTER LAD.
He was always having to talk to her even if he just left her... Nester LAD.
Arguments would be had over the girlfriend "Zoe" not being happy with the LAD "James" when he wanted to go out with the LADS... NESTER LAD
As you can see from examples..He (James) was deep into the nest.
by Dannygmanu October 15, 2012
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Every womans dream an absolute player that doesnt give a damn. If he invites you back to his nest, he will definitely fertilize your eggs.
Oh yeah dude I heard she got nestered last night.”
by UNC :) March 02, 2019
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Someone who is obessed with a person, place, or thing.
Bridget Aye is a nester of facebook.
by L0zer8 April 10, 2008
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A woman/man who pretends to be honest, caring, mature and temporarily displays all the qualities you wish for in a woman/man.

This woman/man may cook for you, do chores, etc. The goal is to be a standing figure in your life (becoming a need rather than a want).

A month to six months down the road, whenever she/he has established a set routine with you, or feels her/his claws are firmly planted in your life, becomes the complete opposite. This woman/man eventually becomes a nagging wife/husband that will constantly tear you down.

This woman/man may employ manipulation tactics or disappear for days at a time without contacting you. She/He may also make you jealous on purpose, and alienate you from your group of friends or family.

With this separation from friends, family, and hobbies, she builds a more permanent place in your heart and home, hence the term "nester" or the verb "nesting". Building a secure nest out of emotional manipulation and removing rational people in your life guarantees she/he will be difficult to cut out of your life.

All these tactics are to remind you that you care about her/him more than she cares about you. This tactic is done to scare you into commitment through insecurities and fear of loneliness.

The only way to battle a nester is by:

A. Completely cutting her/him off
B. Not giving a fuck (remember to smile to have the nester feel insecure about themselves)

Have a nester-free life!

Written by DM
"I heard that girl Brenda is making breakfast for John every morning and has started alienating him from his friends. It's only been three months and she has drawer at his place, that's crazy bro."

"Yeah man, she's a nester, he needs to get out now."
by Divine Martinez December 16, 2017
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a person who lines a toilet seat with toilet paper, paper towels or some other paper product before using a public toilet, then leaves the "nest" of paper on the seat, to the chagrin of everyone else who uses the restroom.
Did you see the goddamn bathroom? The fucking nester left his fucking nest on the toilet again.
by jotis July 26, 2007
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