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Wank stick 

A stick which is stuck to the side of one's cock using masking tape to keep it upright while erect
When one has problems with his cock(mark sharp)one needs to make a wank stick and attach it to their cock with masking tape (mark sharp) then one can wank properly without losing stiffness (mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp)
Wank stick by Bob March 26, 2005
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wank stick 

GOD DAMMIT U WANK STICK
wank stick by GODDAMMIT113 January 14, 2020
When you are sick and you think wanking it will make you feel better. Instead it just makes you feel infinitely worse.
I was sick the other day and I decided that a sick wank it would be a good decision. Man was I wrong. It just gave me a huge headache.
sick wank by burntheblobs12 April 19, 2010
Having a standard masturbation session with one big difference, either during, or as you ejaculate (depending on the preference of the individual) you are vomiting or wretching due to illness or forced regurgitation.
I had an amazing sick wank the other day, managed to chunder just as I came it was magic.

Sticky wank 

When you put hair gel in your hands and have a quick wank.
I was about to go out with the boys on a Friday night and was doing my hair with hair gel and fancied a sticky wank.
Sticky wank by Sticky wank October 6, 2020
A stick that is wankable usually for pleasure if you have a very small weiner and cant get sexual pleasures from your own, usually for chavs
'look what else i got WANKSTICKS!!!'

' need a fukin wank stick init lad'
wankstick by John Bon Denim March 8, 2008

wangstick 

A penis; similar to 50 cent's "magic stick".
P.S. - fuck you urban dictionary I've written 10 excellent entries and none are showing up on your gay site.
I saw this porno last week and a guy pulled his wangstick outta this chick and gave her a pink sock!
wangstick by Dutch May 3, 2003
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A pornographic film.

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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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