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When you are sick and you think wanking it will make you feel better. Instead it just makes you feel infinitely worse.
I was sick the other day and I decided that a sick wank it would be a good decision. Man was I wrong. It just gave me a huge headache.
sick wank by burntheblobs12 April 19, 2010
Having a standard masturbation session with one big difference, either during, or as you ejaculate (depending on the preference of the individual) you are vomiting or wretching due to illness or forced regurgitation.
I had an amazing sick wank the other day, managed to chunder just as I came it was magic.

Sticky wank 

When you put hair gel in your hands and have a quick wank.
I was about to go out with the boys on a Friday night and was doing my hair with hair gel and fancied a sticky wank.
Sticky wank by Sticky wank October 6, 2020
A stick that is wankable usually for pleasure if you have a very small weiner and cant get sexual pleasures from your own, usually for chavs
'look what else i got WANKSTICKS!!!'

' need a fukin wank stick init lad'
wankstick by John Bon Denim March 8, 2008

wangstick 

A penis; similar to 50 cent's "magic stick".
P.S. - fuck you urban dictionary I've written 10 excellent entries and none are showing up on your gay site.
I saw this porno last week and a guy pulled his wangstick outta this chick and gave her a pink sock!
wangstick by Dutch May 3, 2003