wangdow

a device used to keep the wang at bay.

"shit yo, that bitch is so hot i had to cover it with a wangdow"

by -Kurt- May 18, 2003

Wankdown

When you have nothing better to do on New Years eve, you find a area with a good viewing point of a mass gathering and start masturbating close to the countdown - as they people start shouting 10 , 9 , 8 - you try and time your ejaculation to occur at exactly the end of the countdown as the clock strikes 12 and you hear everyone celebrating below and fireworks going off - and you pretend that it is all for your ejaculation.

10, 9 , 8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, Hoooaaahh! *fireworks* - Wankdown!!

by Shaun47 January 1, 2010

Wangdong

a slow and/or sluggish moving shopping cart; these are left by smart shoppers at your neighborhood grocery store because they are blessed with faulty wheels or their axles arent properly lubed; Wangdongs cause anger because when pushing a wangdong you must exert non-equal forces with your arms in order to push the cart along smoothly, thus making one arm tired while your wangdong skids along the floor of each isle.

Yolanda: Hey, look at that guys wangdong, its totally draggin.
Frodo: I once had a Wangdong like that, except i exchanged it before it sent me into a vortex of spiraling fury.

by McSackdrop November 10, 2010

Wingdow

A window seat on an airplane that looks out over the wing of the aircraft.

I was looking forward to get a nice aerial view from the plane window, but all I got to see was the wing! I got the dreaded wingdow

by Mouse101 June 28, 2011

Wankdown

When you're watching Countdown you must race against the clock to blow your load.

whilst the two contestants where competing against each other for the maths game i was competing in my own game, a race against the clock to complete todays wankdown

by 30secondsOfHeaven November 13, 2011

wangdoodle

Willy Wonka's favorite sexual toy.

Hey Oompaloompa, where's my wangdoodle and KY?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Wangdoodling

When a Male gets overly drunk at a club then walks over to a woman and pulls out his penis and shakes it like a fucktard

Joe: Hey there
Woman:Hi
Joe: Hey you want to see something
Woman:what?
Joe:Wangdoodle!!!
wangdoodling is looked down on as it is highly obnoxious
Wangdoodle is the same word without and "ing"

by kikikilololsmlm November 8, 2011