A human being with an ass that takes up the whole aisle at walmart.
Also has many dynamic features to it.
Also has many dynamic features to it.
by jmack February 26, 2003
by jagger kripps best friend October 12, 2014
When you can't make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to Wal Mart. Where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of ass that are shopping there.
by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004
by Angie612 February 10, 2020
by TheManvw65 February 03, 2010
A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.
Requirements:
(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI
If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.
Requirements:
(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI
If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
by TheWalmartAssNiggaDefiner May 28, 2024