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willywardy 

A man who unfoundedly glorifies himself and mainly his own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believes himself to be a stud to the point where he thinks all women want his penis and he feels entitled to sexual intercourse. A creep.

Also: willywarder willywarding
"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he's a total willywardy."

"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywardy to hear it, that creep still thinks he rocked my world!”
willywardy by Gilbert Wirrel June 9, 2018
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willywardy 

A man who unfoundedly glorifies himself and mainly his own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believes himself to be a stud to the point where he thinks all women want his penis and he feels entitled to sexual intercourse. A creep.

Also: willywarder willywarding
"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he's a total willywardy."

"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywardy to hear it, that creep still thinks he rocked my world!”
willywardy by Gilbert Wirrel June 9, 2018

willward 

1. the painting of Squidward in the spongebob
2. Describing a homosexual
That painting of willward is very dapper.

Willytard 

An insult calling someone both a willy and a retard simultaneously, if that's possible.
Girl 1: Oh my God, my hair's on fire!
Girl 2: Stupid willytard.
Willytard by LillyLivered February 5, 2009

willywarder 

A man who unfoundedly glorifies himself and mainly his own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believes himself to be a stud to the point where he thinks all women want his penis and he feels entitled to sexual intercourse.

Also: willywardy willywarding
"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he's a total willywarder."

"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywarder to hear it, he still thinks he rocked my world!"
willywarder by Gilbert Wirrel June 9, 2018

willywarding 

VERB:

Unfoundedly glorifying yourself and mainly your own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believing yourself to be a stud to the point where you think all women want your penis and feel entitled to sexual intercourse.

Also: willywarder willywardy
"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he totally willywarded the whole thing."

"I had this creep willywarding me all night, I could see he wasn't going to take no for an answer. I had to get out of there!"
A stupid jerk with no freinds he has a bad tooth brush and gets no girls
Oh it's willyard again
willyard by MATTHEW467 October 16, 2017
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